Dear Married Woman,

I am tired of listening to you. I have been your audience for a long time, I officially quit! If you have nothing positive to say about your husband, then don't come near me. On Monday you said he is a useless goat who cannot do anything, on Tuesday you said he is the worst [...]

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Dear Married Man,

  Dear married man, Is it just me, or are we cheating on our wife? I know we haven’t had sex, we haven’t even kissed, we don’t even hug often, but you are cheating on your wife, and I have been helping you do so, this is just to inform you that I am tired. [...]